Desperately seeking: Big boy friend to wear Noah out, 2-5 years old, hyperactive tendencies, no smokers please. Looking for long runs at the park, casual climbing at the playground and general chasing each other around aimlessly while flailing hands and screaming for no particular reason. A love of string cheese, TV remote controls and all things that go a plus. Must like dirt, sprinklers and chalk.
Complimentary cocktails for myself and Big Boy's Mommy. Your place or mine or any nearby park. Barney lovers need not apply.