Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Desperately Seeking Big Boy (With Hyperactive Tendencies)

Desperately seeking: Big boy friend to wear Noah out, 2-5 years old, hyperactive tendencies, no smokers please. Looking for long runs at the park, casual climbing at the playground and general chasing each other around aimlessly while flailing hands and screaming for no particular reason. A love of string cheese, TV remote controls and all things that go a plus. Must like dirt, sprinklers and chalk.

Complimentary cocktails for myself and Big Boy's Mommy. Your place or mine or any nearby park. Barney lovers need not apply.


Judy said...

You need to add a disclaimer that you claim no responsibility for any missing Thomas items from their place!

Laura said...

Oh, how cute! :) That made me laugh.