1. After walking all over our local target and Farmer Jack Grocery store, I got home and realized that my fly was completly down. Great.
2. I went to the bank. As I left the teller's window inside the bank, I tore up my receipt in a million little pieces and threw it away in the trash can next to me. Then everyone got silent and looked at me. Oh my God!!! I just threw my trash away in the "Coats for Kids" barrel! I was so embarassed, HELLO! I just was being rude to a chairity for little kids in need of coats! It was terrible. I semi-paniced and started leaning over the barrel, trying to pluck all of the pieces of paper out, but I was too short and almost fell in. I'm sure I was mooning everyone in the place. The worst part...I saw the teller who helped me give another teller a "look" in regard to me. She was moody and rude when I walked up in the first place. Ever hear of customer service lady!?
3. I set the fire alarm off in front of a new babysitter we are testing out while trying to "braise" eggplant. I "burnt" eggplant. She must have thought I was nuts because....
4. I screamed two minutes later. Meaning to preheat the back burner, I set a glass, pyrex pan on the front burner. Something started to smell weird. Ooops! I accidentally turned on the front burner! I somehow got the pyrex pan to the sink so it could sit and cool down, but instead it blew up. No, yeah..seriously, it blew up.
Today just wasn't my day.....
2 comments:
HELLO!!!
I know that about glass! I just set it in the empty sink. There was no water in there, it was room temp. It's good I put the dish in the sink, it kept the glass i when it exploded.
Oh wow, sorry that you had a bad day. You know, stuff like that tends to happen in a series!
I couldn't help but laugh though, sorry...I needed a laugh too. :) You always keep me entertained.
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