Back in the day, at Michigan State, I loved myself some hot and buttery, fried squirrel, Just like Mike Huckabee! We even cooked it up the same way, in a popcorn maker, in our dorm rooms! How awesome is that! I didn't like it when fur would get caught in my teeth, but you know, college is all about having fun and killing small, helpless animals and eating them, and I learned to live a little. I did.