Teleflora: We're calling about the topiary you ordered online.
Jonathan: (muffled expletive deleted) Sure, what's up?
T: The local florist doesn't have it in stock. Can we replace it with something else?
J: I mean, sure, as long as you have something beautiful and pink. The person I ordered this for really likes pink. Do you have pink?
T: We'll replace it with something she'll really like.
And they did! It didn't show until 7, but hey, same-day flower delivery? This gets you out of trouble. Men, bookmark this: http://www.teleflora.com/, and put this number in your phone right now: 800-835-3356. I have to say, given the level of service the prices are pretty good.
This brings me to my real point: because I was so stressed, I forgot to mention that licensed college cellular phone cases are now available on fonegear.com!! Judy, this link is for you. Paul and Robb, here. Mom and Dad, here. Daniel, here. Ilya, Lauren, Craig, Tom, Nate, Sarah, George, Yuko....click here. Goldy - you're the only person I know who wants a Cornell case. Sorry.
I'm not kidding, these are H-O-T hot and they are in stock and ready for March Madness. The catch is that while there are a lot more on their way to stores, the only place you can get all 47 schools currently in inventory is foneGEAR.com, and I can't guarantee they'll last. They're so new that there's no product copy written yet, so here are the vitals:
- Lifetime guarantee, call 877-fonegear (366-3432) with questions
- Universal size to fit most flip and bar cell phones
- Return within 30 days if not fully satisfied
- Beautiful molded rubber relief logo with stunning detail and color
- More teams on the way
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