Have you guys ever seen the site "Overheard in New York"? It's pretty good. Here's my Overheard in Detroit which took place at Trader Joe's tonight.
(Jon reaching back into the milk cartons to find the right one)
Guy working behind the fridge in the store room: "Looking for a good date"!
Me, stupid chick,thinking in her mind: "Oh my God! My husband just got hit on"!