Yes, I saw "Fast Food Nation."
Yes, I am still smarting from my recent disastrous obsession with the Taco Bell "Crunchwrap."
Yes, I understand that the nutritional information on this product reads like two servings of Crisco.
Don't you see? None of that matters now. I must eat a dozen chicken fries as soon as possible. This, finally, is the ideal 3:2* chicken-to-batter ratio.