Wednesday, August 29, 2007

For the Ladies?

There has been some sniping in the comments that I am apparently trying to grow big sideburns to resemble Jemaine from "Flight of the Conchords." I'm OK with that, silly and slanderous analysis as it may be. It beats being accused of growing sideburns to hang on to my 20s by a pathetic thread, as they slip away, inexorably, in a few short months. In any event, I have decided to let the readers decide - awesome, or only slightly awesome?

fig A. Here, in natural sunlight, you can see my sideburns shimmer as I "kick it" on my ranch. Rustic!



fig B. In this representation, they play off nicely against a necktie my Uncle Harry gave me. Renumeriffic!



As long as we're on the subject, here are the Conchords channeling Donovan. Fabulous.

5 comments :

Sarah said...

Just my opinion, but I have to say, I believe that sideburns of that magnitude can only be pulled of by Elvis impersonators, MTV veejays, and college dropouts...

Jeremy said...

Speaking as both a college dropout and part-time Elvis impersonator, I resent that statement, no matter how much it may be true.

Jeremy said...

Ok, here's a friendly competition.

Who can grow the biggest sideburns?

I'll update my blog if you update yours. It sure as heck beats all this talk about saggy boobs and children's television.

Let's man it up.

So, what are the terms?

Lauren said...

They AREN'T saggy! Just lower.... They used to be the perkiest little gals, so from super perky to lower = normal area boobage. Gosh!

Jeremy said...

I'm not going to talk about my friend's wife's boobs.

We need something manly to discuss, like motor oil and ball hair.