(While brushing my teeth)
Lauren: Jon, I took Belief Net's Belief-O-Matic test again. Why do I keep getting a 100% match with "Neo-Pagan?"
Jon: Because, life keeps kicking you in the ass, so it's shaken you from your Hindu/ Quaker/ Reformed Jew core.
Lauren: Yeah, but Neo-Pagan? How'd they get that?
Jon: I don't know, it's not Wiccan or anything......
Lauren: Uh, Jon, yes it is.....it's kinda like a "New wave- Wiccan."
(We turn and blankly look at each other.)
Jon: I've gotta go to work.