Tuesday, March 21, 2006

I Need Some Time Alone

Nate and Sarah lent us a copy of Perfect Attorney Premium, which is awesome software that lets you create exciting documents such as revocable trusts, requests for extention of credit terms, and support agreements for illegitimate children. In browsing through it though, I've found a few useful forms that can be used in awkward social situations or when you don't want to tell someone in person that you're referring them to a credit agency. My absolute favorite, however, is this letter requesting a little time off from the relationship:

(Return Address Goes Here)

(Date)

(Recipient Address Goes Here)

(Salutation Goes Here)

I would like to start by saying that we've been dating for a while now and I
feel that our relationship has changed. When we first started dating we spent every possible moment together, which to me it was never too much. I never thought that would change, but it has. It's too much.

We seem to spend


One last thought for Cosmi, makers of Perfect Attorney: I know you have the forms to do so, but please don't sue me for publishing this in its entirety. Your software's great. One more thing, I love you.

With Love,

Jonathan

3 comments :

Kendra Lynn said...

LOL...that's great, Jonathan.
Thanks for sharing.

p.s. Lauren, I want you to email me and let me know you are still alive over there! :)

Lauren said...

Hey Kendra. Thanks for the comments and the worry. Yep, I'm A-ok, just been too busy for my very full in-box this week. I'll write as soon as I can. Hope you're having fun! You're not home yet, right?

Kendra Lynn said...

Whew...you ARE alive. That is such a relief. :)
We are still in NJ...we may stay an extra day and go to the City to see the Ringling Bros. Not sure yet.
I love you.
let's get together when I get home.

Love,
kendra