"Taylor informs Hector they can only be friends"

Someone gave me an article to read in this morning's Detroit News "Features" section, after I read it I flipped the page. At the top of page 2 is the "Soaps" column with plot synopses of all of soap operas, and I was really captivated by what's happening on "All My Children" right now.

All My Children: Garrett tells Tad and Zach he is not the dragon. Di wants Garret punished for his crimes, but she does not want Julia to kill him. Stuart returns the damning letter to Di. Del burns the letter. Tad realizes Di's true identity and wonders when and how to confront her. Kendall and Zach exchange hugs. Palmer gets under Adam's skin about his marriage to Krystal. Greg warns Kendall and Greenlee to stop Erica's vendetta. Josh refuses to help Erica stop his father from finishing his insemination project.

The dragon? Insemination project? In fact, look at that whole sentence: "Josh refuses to help Erica stop his father from finishing his insemination project." You all are watching some weird stuff during the day. This is way stranger than "Laguna Beach." Good luck Erica, we're counting on you.