Last night I decided to eat 6 feet of Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape all at once in hopes of some cheap entertainment. It barely fit into my mouth and almost grossed out Jon as much as it amused him; but then I realized that I have a problem. That's it, no more sugar. NO MORE SUGAR! I crave it too much. Goodbye sugar. Goodbye, I love you. I miss you so much already. Those egg beaters and cheese cubes and water just don't do it for me, none the less, goodbye.