You want to read some crazy stories? Check out my friend Phil's new blog about life in Madrid. Note: Phil's themes are adult oriented, to put it mildly. If you are easily offended by sex, drugs, rock-n-roll, etc., prepare to be scandalized. I recommended beginning by arching your eyebrows into a concentrated "Well I never!" and pursing your lips into a grim "I am NOT amused." I'm not kidding, this stuff is mature. For the rest of you, click the link and laugh.