I am about to lose it. I was just reading the deal site Cheap Stingy Bastard and they posted a deal where you can get a "Weatherproof Silk Cotton Button Down Woven Long Sleeve Shirt" for 11 bucks.
I thought, "I want a Weatherproof Silk Cotton Button Down Woven Long Sleeve Shirt for 11 bucks."
So I clicked the link. And the smallest size? Medium.
And the accompanying "Weatherproof Men's Three Gauge Cotton Sweater"?
Am I missing something here? Maybe I should have asked for growth hormones when I was in junior high.