Monday, October 06, 2008

A close shave

10 things I found in my desk today while looking for a Shout Wipe:

a. Wendy's hot chili seasoning
b. 8 carved, packaged toothpicks from Shanghai Lilly at Mandalay Bay
c. 1 "Hula Girl" brand kona coffee-flavored cigar
d. "Kiss My Ass Baby" CD by The All Purpose Blues Band
e. 2 In-N-Out bumper stickers
f. 1 ancient rangefinder camera
g. 1 nearly-empty bottle of Oil of Olay
h. 1 "d-fuzz-it" brand sweater/fabric comb
i. 1 practice-day pass from the 2004 Indy 500
j. 1 box Pepto tablets

1 thing I did not find:

a. A shout wipe to get the ice cream off my necktie. Luckily it has a tight weave and it kind of beaded on the surface, so I was able to avert disaster with a damp paper towel.

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